This morning … even if …
- you woke up face down on the pavement,
- you put your bra on backwards ….. and it fits better,
- you were going to wear the clothes you wore home from the party – but, but there aren’t any,
- you turned on the news this morning and they were showing emergency routes out of the city,
- your twin brother forgot your birthday,
- you woke up and discovered your waterbed broke and then realised – but – I don’t have a waterbed,
- on the way to work your car horn went off accidentally and remained stuck as you followed a group of Hells Angels on the freeway,
- your wife woke up feeling amorous today but it was you, who had the headache,
- you walked to the office today only to find that your dress was stuck in the back of your pantyhose,
- your wife said, “Good Morning Bill” ….. but your name is George.
Never, ever take it out on the debtor.